This is 100% real, vast can approve if proof needed.( I changed some wording because it could be kinda inapropiate.)

Sak: Hello kind sir, would you mind a few minutes of your time for a interview?

Vast: Sure

Sak: What are your opinions/feeling in being the most wanted batchloret in the wiki?

Vast: Painful, Oh god I saw the cringe material post, :nothavingfunemoji:

Sak: Let's see, you have 3 claimants after you, one who is canonically a very fun person (no), and a ex with AztecWarrior13

Vast: Who even is Yo13232

Sak: Idk, anyways next question. Were you expecting this kind of "attention" you are getting now?

Vast: Absolutley not, this was brought by STM

Sak:What are your current views on your ex, the infamous, Aztecwarrior13?

Vast: Mexico worshipper.

Sak: What do you think of STM, the only "woman" to be technically yo wife?

Vast: Mentally unstable

Sak:Do you think if you ever got to know any of your suitors well atleast you would pretend to accept the ship?

Vast: thats what I used to do,If it goes far though that is enough

Sak:I see, what is your point of view on the current unfolding situation?

Vast:Sleepy

Sak: Interesting, any other comments?

Vast: Very sleepy, also isn't aztec g-

Sak: Alr thank you for your time, have a good one sir.