wait what
bro why you complaining
I DID IT
I hate this
I loved that category bro
Too long
I'm CJ from Grove Street
Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep
Beefing with anybody competing, even police
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights
Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight
You got stats, respect, weapon skill
Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal
You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs
Watch your back when you in rival hoods
They'll test just to guess if your survival's good (Survival's good)
Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell
Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions)
Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions)
Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me
Cop cars been on our ass the last past week
'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy
Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy
And it's dangerous, homeboy
Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy
Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones
Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come
Listen for sirens, they don't got none Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun
Hittin' them up what that
Grove Street like In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's
Ooooh where's Episode 1
what is RoNtoons
Huh, I thought TNO was pretty dead
Not that I have it, or even Hearts of Iron 4 itself lmao
@Adogeeats25 aw thanks
There should be a don't know option
I have arachnophobia so I think 2
Just want to know how everyone's doin'
oh fuck no
I love just abusing Russia to destroy everyone
@IBetrayedHalcyon FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS GOOD INDIAN FOOD AND THEIR NAMES
This is India strat I always use:
Put soldiers near Bangladesh and Pakistan
Train soldiers to assert dominance that you're not a sh*t India player.
Conquer them both, preferrably with infantry, because tanks are too expensive for nations like Bangladesh, maybe Pakistan tho
At this point of the game, you must level up research of economy, research and stability technology tree, turn on tax reform, and ally China. If China's bad and you think you can take them on then do that
Then take Afghanistan and Bhutan while getting consumer goods and better stability technology. If you don't, that's alright, just chill for a while while you get better technology tree for the very lucrative price of free
Then take Sri Lanka
After that train soldiers a tiny bit more and rush Nepal.
Form Maurya Empire, you now get a not-that-accurate epileptic flag and more importantly, get cores on Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Pakistan and Nepal, and 10% more stability (very important as a democracy).
If Japan or China has not taken over Burma then do it yourself to get a strategic outpost in South-East Asia and a gateway to East Asia.
Then, ally the United States.
Of course, making a navy is very important as India, now you have the money. Make a couple of submarines, destroyers, and battleships, and two frigates, make an aircraft carrier if you like.
Delete all of your land units ONLY, turn on specialization, make max number of soldiers, and after you've clicked it turn back to balanced/massed attack. After doing this, you might have a 5-6 million strong army, and your rivals will sh*t their pants looking at those thick armies
Make a good air force by buying bulk aircraft parts from AI
I usually do not change conscription law, but if you want to go a more military based approach turn on limited conscription law.
At this point, you can stay democratic OR choose Fascism/Communism, but I usually stay democratic, least I can go is liberalism.
Use AI baiting tactic on Iran, take over Tehran and rush. If Iran is a player then either ally or attack when their guard's down.
Expand in South East Asia
Rush Madagascar if it isn't taken already.
Take Middle East for oil, preferrably UAE and Oman, but take Saudi Arabia if you want to.
Ally/destroy the strongest power in Europe
Develop cities and build recruitment centers and chill and talk in chat.
China may have collapsed, or gone AI. Even it they're a player, you can now destroy China with ease with 5K tanks and 6 million men with good navy
Rush Turkey and it's possessions and do many trades
Take UK for a little bit of trolling and tomfoolery
Finally rest, as you have become the #1 world superpower, in economy, military, and tech support.
This is kind of bad but it usually works give this a try if you want.
REJECT EVERY TRADE EXCEPT IRON AND MOTOR PARTS (jk do what ever you want that is just what I do)