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Bad book Idea: "The Door to Door Dentist"

Set in the late 1890's, A dentist resident In Portsmouth named Gabriel Jørgens goes to people's doors by apointments made with telegraph or simply visiting said places and asking if someone had a toothache, the lad had a friend named Roylott Hullmunster (who was kind of a casanova) owner of a 5% of the Royal British Dental Company, thus becoming an effective duo where scurvy cases were the lowest of the nation.

One day, after a party, Gabriel's sister, Daisy, informs that his brother had commited /killbind and this devastated Gabriel.

So when he was kinda forced to do the autospy he found out that his lower jaw's teeth had tobacco particles, despite his friend never smoking. So this means his friend Roy either had a double life or that was not his corpse. Gabriel decided not to leak the news but rather wait an answer from both Roy's Boss, Lord Karius of Sunderland, and from Roy's Mother, Violet.

Lord Karius states in a cheeky paranoia that his own company tried to murder him because Roy knew the secrets of a warcrime incident in Chile and pointed 3 suspects of the company as murderers of Roy, Meanwhile Violet states that she knew Roy was the type of guy to lie about tobacco and that he has caught him doing stuff. So, who will Gabriel believe? Lord Karius? Or Violet?

A few investigations after (which btw the cops were giving interrogation questions to Gabriel disguising them as casual chat meanwhile he attended the suspects as a dentist.) maybe a romance of Gabriel and Daisy, and maybe some Portsmouth FC shenanigans...

We come to the end of the book, where it turned out that there was a conspiracy behind Roy's Workplace and that his teeth with tobacoo were from a chilean copper miner and that Lord Karius was also one of the conspirator if not the head master. So, the day is saved blablabla... and Gabriel will now be employed a full time job on London as a Very recognized Dentist. The end

Imagine this dude, who gets a diagnosis of terminal cancer, he gets depressive and wants to /killbind himself before the dissease does.

So he hires a hitman and when they meet in a dark alley, the hitman is ready to take out which target his client asked for, and the protagonist says that the target to kill was him.

This confuses the hitman because he never had a client targeting himself, thinking he had to fake a death or something, but the protahonist inssited, so the whole plot is that they both start to learn to appreciate life and the heartwarming stuff and maybe show backstories such as the hitman having a family to feed and maybe his kid believing that his dad is a secret spy instead of a cold blooded hitman.

Untill like the day the protagonist gets VERY sick and on a deathbed, so the hitman fullfils his job to kill the Protagonist not by the gun but by disconecting the auxiliary medical machine.

Basically a heartwarming ahhh movie or something.

<Starter Nation: Tuscany>

<Needed Nations: Italy, San Marino, Monaco, Liguria, Romagna, Emilia, Sicily, Sardinia, Trieste, TBA cities of Napoli, TBA cities of Montenegro, TBA Cities of Croatia>

<"Finish What the Medici Started!">

<"Trough Corruption, power and Wealth, the Medici Dynasty has risen and fallen around the renaissance, where they could manipulate the Pope by bribes and could shape the economy of the continent. Now we are far from these days but not only we gained the lands formerly of the Duchy but also we finished the unconcluded buisness of the dynasty such as total control of the Vatican and the colonies... AVE MEDICI! AVE FIRENZE!">

<"The Medici's Legacy">

<"Remember that one dude from the Assasin's creed game? Well it seems someone made his empire not only a reality but also expanded by finishing the uncompleted tasks of the dynasty, now they are a economic power in a divided europe where the Germans have dominated the economy, can they hold up against the legacy of the Medici?">

<"At least Lorenzo was a good apple admist rotten vipers...">

With these US tariffs and proteccionism, Donald Trump transforming the US into the USSR was not in my Bingo 2025.

Okay, if Greater Venezuela, Greater Ecuador, Greater Bolivia, Greater Peru, Greater Paraguay and even Greater Chile are all here with Historical basis.

Then why was my Colombia Mission Idea rejected if it's also based on a historical period of said country?

Shouldn't the rest also be rejected due to whatever was the reason it was rejected?

This is the Argentine confederation, a loosely federalistic beta testing version of the modern land of silver.

WHY I THANK NO ONE SUGGESTS THIS AS A FORMABLE:

-It barely controlled the modern lands of argentina, didn't even reach the lands of other modern day countries

-it was just a transitional period rather than a era.

-The short independance of Buenos Aires killed this already unstable nation.

-TLDR: merely an ideological mess.

Imagine your typical isekai typa thing, where the main character gets run over by a truck or something, and he wakes up in another place.

But this time, is not some medieval kingdom or LOTR typa land no, he reincarnates still in his real life in Colombia.

Like, how did he get from Japan to Colombia?

Well, he wants to go back to his home as soon as he finds out that he is still in real life so he calls his college (the mc is suposed to be in a university) but he finds out not only the college did not exist but also that all of his friends back in japan were not real, including his mean teacher who actually died in ww2 in midway.

The MC starts to forget details from his Japan life such as his credit card number, his phone number, and even his name. But also suddenly gets some false/real memories of his friends in colombia instead of Japan.

So instead of dealing with evil kings or a big ass dragon the MC has to face a realistic villain: the loss of an identity.

<Starter Nation: Colombia>

<Needed Nations: Panamá, 2 cities of Brazil>

<Stab needed: more than or exactly 52%>

<"Restore what the US stole from us!">

<"Uncle Sam and his medeling puppets stole the lands of our great nation a long time ago, we were left poor and unstable. But now we finally reunited what was thieved from the Humble coffee farmer, VIVA LA NACION CAFETERA!.">

<"Oh Glora Inmarcesible!">

<"So, You thought the US wanted to get panama first? Wrong, Colombia not only got there faster but also restored their former lands that were lost as time went on, Now, ecuador and venezuela's clocks are ticking as they fear invasions, and soon that clock will tick for the rest of the americas...">

<"So... can we finally talk about Bruno?">